tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

pixyled:

if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

chitzybitch:

U know she dead

chitzybitch:

U know she dead

existic:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me

major-leaque:

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

regigiygas:

Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”

today was a terrible day but im still cute

today was a terrible day but im still cute

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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