ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD
I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
U know she dead
if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me
when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time.
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
i hate when mosquitos do that
Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”
what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches
how he gon ask me for all I got